You might go on a waiting list, but it will do its best to cure your lung cancer, patch up your nose after a drunken brawl or give you a hip replacement.

• 你可能要被列入等待名单，但它还是会尽力治愈你的肺癌、修补你醉酒闹事弄破的鼻子或给你换一个假屁股。