There was a crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile, He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

• 有一个弯曲的人，并且他走一弯曲的英里，他对一个弯曲的梯蹬找到一弯曲的六便士；他买一只弯曲的猫，这抓住一只弯曲的老鼠，并且他们全部一同住在一个小弯曲的房子里。