The best owner in the history of professional sports is strolling through his sprawling hilltop home when he comes upon an ornate wooden door riddled with three gaping holes.

• 职业体育历史上最佳老板正漫步在他那杂乱无序拓展小山庄，不时来到了一扇华丽的、有着三个豁开的洞的、木制的门。