The Americans were gravely disturbed to see him improving links with Pyongyang, striding keen as mustard down the fluorescent pink carpet towards the potbellied little tyrant in his zipped-up uniform.

• 看到他改善与平壤的关系，大步流星地踏过熠熠生辉的粉红地毯朝着那位大腹便便、身穿笔挺制服的小暴君奔去，火热得像一团芥末，美国人很是不安。