Our Wednesday columnist, amused by the workings of Fleet Street this week, decides to take on the mantle of careers advisor.

• 本周伦敦新闻界的种种杰作无疑让我们的周三专栏作家史密斯好好笑上了一番,他决定暂时披上一件从业导师的外衣来进行一些指导。