May your hair, your teeth, your face-lift and your stocks not fall; and may your blood pressure, your triglycerides, your cholesterol, your white blood count and your mortgage interest not rise.

• 希望你的头发、牙齿、拉皮、股票都不会下滑；希望你的血压、脂肪、胆固醇、白血球、按揭利息不会升高。