In high school I stalked a poor terrified boy named Ben Chorzempa from Athabasca, Alberta, with the pure, blind frenzy of the criminally insane.

• 高中时，我近乎疯狂地跟踪一个来自阿尔塔阿萨巴斯卡名叫本?车尔赞帕的男孩。他吓坏了。