I dated this one American guy who was so miserly that at the end of the evening he would tot up on the back of his napkin what I owed him down to the last cent.

• 我约会的那个美国人竟如此吝啬，晚上约会结束时他都会在纸巾背面计算我用了他多少钱，细到一个美分都不放过。