How many car salesmen talk about their work, huh? How many cigarette salesmen? Both their products kill more people every year than mine. At least mine has a safety switch.

• 卖车的会告诉你开车有危险?卖香烟的会告诉你吸烟会死?每年他们的商品比我的害死更多人,起码我的商品还有个保险栓呢。