He found a crooked sixpence against a crooked stile; He bought a crooked cat, which caught a crooked mouse, And they all lived together in a little crooked house.

• 一个扭曲的男人,走了一里扭曲的路。手拿扭曲的六便士,踏上扭曲的台阶,买一只歪歪扭扭的猫儿,猫儿抓了歪歪扭扭的老鼠。