Have your first crush on a girl, and that when you talk back to your mother you learn what Ivory soap tastes like.

• 当你第一次恋上一个女孩时,我希望你会受到朋友们的嘲弄;而当你跟你母亲顶嘴时,希望她叫你尝一尝象牙肥皂的滋味。