Harry is fond of shooting his mouth off about his daring exploits in action during the last war,but I happen to know he was a storeman at Colchester barracks for the whole of his time in the army.

• 哈里喜欢夸口说他在战争中的英勇行为，但有一次我碰巧得知，他在军队的整个服役期间只不过是个科切斯特营房中的一个仓库管理员。