From his awkward groping of German Chancellor Angela Merkel to his bizarre, sexually charged relationship with Condoleezza Rice, Bush is criminally awkward around women.

• 从布什笨笨地给德国总理安格拉。默克尔按摩，到那些讲他与国务卿莱斯暧昧之情的闲言碎语，都说明布什对女人的这种笨拙简直是犯罪。