Enough of trying to squeeze a British-size bottom onto spindly French cafe chairs, clearly built by a population of Lilliputians to repel the Anglo-Saxon invaders over the coming summer months.

• 受够了用力把自己“英国型号”的臀部塞进法国咖啡馆细长的椅子里，很显然，那些椅子是为瘦小的人们专门设计的，为了在即将到来的夏日抵制盎格鲁-萨克逊人的侵犯。