Clair Joyce and Kate Legere,the presidential hopefuls,have a simple mission: to mother the nation by feeding everyone pie and tucking them into bed at night.

• 克莱尔·乔伊斯和凯特·莱杰尔这对总统候选人，有个简单的使命就是：像慈母般照管这个国家，让每个人吃派并在夜里给他们掖好被子让他们安睡。