As any frisky couple about to have a romp in the sack will tell you, nothing can quite kill the mood like fumbling around the bedside drawer in the dark for want of a condom.

• 正如任何一对甘愿冒着怀孕风险的伴侣会告诉你的那样，没有什么能比在黑暗的床边焦急的摸索安全套更煞风景的了。